some things about my WoW guy!

I like to play World of Warcraft. I have a lvl 41 orc hunter. He has a mount also. His pet is a lvl 41 white gorilla. His name is orcsteave(thats why my stories are called the advenutres of orcsteve.) Its not spelled like Steve its Steave on my guy. His realm is anvilmar. you can add me and we can chat.

The Adventures of ORC STEVE part 3

While Steve was on his way away from Rachet he saw a gnome. The gnome was small so he just ran over him with his wolf. After he did that he continued his journey. He went 50miles east and found himself in "The Thousand Needles." It was covered in needles. DUH! Anyway, He rode across until he found a place called "Free wind Post." It was 400ft long because it only had an inn and a weapon shop. The inn was called "Free wind."

Steve didn’t want to camp here so he went on his way until he got to a place called "Shimmering Flats." It was big but not that big. Steve didn’t like it here so he kept going. He decided to go south until he found the great lift. He took it up and was back in the barrens so he went north.

He reached "Ashenville" It was a neutral so he had to watch out for alliance. He found a good camp to go to. It had some weird name so he didn’t know what it was called. The next morning Steve heard a thump on the door of his inn. He opened the door and thought it would be the innkeeper but it was a…Human!!! Steve grabbed his axe and whapped the human sending him flying back. Steve punched the human a couple times to make sure he was knocked out.

After that a bunch more humans came running after Steve. Steve got on his wolf and rushed toward them. "DIE!!!" screamed Steve. The humans and Steve slashed at one another until one human, the leader hit the ground with a huge thump. He got hit in the arm by Steve’s axe. Steve got out his axe put it over his head and said "AHHH!!!" and slashed the leaders head off. Blood went everywhere. All the other humans fled after that.

Steve got on his wolf and ran as fast as he could away from Ashenville just to make sure he wasn’t being followed. The next day while Steve was visiting Orgrimmer he saw a sign that said in bold print "Orc kills human leader in Ahsenville! Read all about it!" When Steve heard the news he was happy.

Then Steve felt someone tap him. It was Thrall the war chief. He told Steve to come with him to the valley of honor. Steve did what Thrall said and they went to a castle.

Steve was then rewarded an honor certificate. It said "The Honor Orc Steve." Steve was proud of what he did and he was in the Horde Hall of Fame.


The End!!!

Note: this is the last issue of adventures of orcsteve for now. I hope u liked it! BYE!

The Adventures of ORC STEVE part 2

While Steve was riding away he found a troll named Bill. Bill was an odd troll because he had only 1 eye but that didn’t stop Steve from trying to find directions. So, Steve tried to find a way to convince Bill to tell him directions. Then Bill told Steve to go east if you want to try to find a good place to camp for the night. Steve followed Bill’s directions east. In about 6-10minutes he was at a place called Blood hoof village. It was only 8000ft long but had an inn called "The Cowboy Inn." So Steve got a room there but it smelled like dead pigs so he left. Steve tried to find a place to stay but he couldn’t so he just went north. He found himself in the "Barrens." It was 80000000ft long. Because it was like a huge wasteland. It had some camps around the area but Steve mostly like the CrossRoads. It was small but had many shops such as, a blacksmith, a tailor, a potion shop, and an inn called "Barren Inn."

Steve liked it here because it was calm. But one day a group of HUMANS came on HORSES. Steve only knew how to ride his wolf so he got on it and rode up to the Humans. One human said "Oi Meeka Su." What are u saying said Steve. One troll said "Humans speak other languages than you and me because they are……….ALLIANCE!!! OH MY GOD!!! Said Steve , and in a hurry he jumped onto his wolf grabbed his axe and ran after the humans. He ran after them until they reached a town called "Rachet." It was small but was near the ocean so people could get on boats to go to places.

One of the humans got off his horse and noticed that Steve was following behind them. "Oh No!" said Steve to himself. The human grabbed his sword from its sheaf and swung it at Steve. Steve leaped back and got out his axe. They swung at each other furiously! Steve hit the human making him fall to the ground. Then Steve said "Get Outta here DUDE!!!" But the human with a bloody lip had no idea what Steve was saying. So he jumped back up and slashed at Steve. Steve kicked the human in the nuts once and he fell down. The human rolling on the ground holding his nuts in pain was almost very hurt, So he called some more humans to come and help him out. The other humans had armor on that looked like it was on fire.

So Steve jumped onto his wolf and tried to fight them. He was slashed by a human that looked kind of like a falcon in all his armor. Steve hit the ground with a thump and he was hurt. Then out of nowhere a huge orc that looked like a ghost came up and cut off the humans head and blood flew everywhere.

The orc helped Steve up and said his name was Scott. Scott was a high level orc and he had a raptor instead of a wolf. He offered to help Steve kill the humans off. So Steve and Scott cut and slashed the poop out of all the humans and the humans finally fled. Then Steve and Scott went in different directions on there raptor and wolf and went away into the sun.

The End!!!

NOTE: Part 3 on its way tomorrow!

The Adventures of ORC STEVE Part 1

Once there was an orc named Steve. He was a cool orc. He liked to kill stuff like boars and what not. But once he got lost and ended up in a big city called Orgrimmer. IT WAS HUGE!!! It was probably like 400000000000 feet long, dude! It had a Bank, Hobo Mall, Auction House, Food Market, Walmart, Pizza Hut, Domino's, and a 18-story TOYS R US!!! It was the hugest city ever.

But one day Steve found himself lost in Orgrimmer. But he just found the exit and went out. He then saw a huge flying boat thing. He asked a guard to tell him what it was and he said, “UHH WELL IT'S USED TO TRANSPORT PEEPZ TO UH….LIKE A CITY…”

So, Steve went on the boat and he went to the city. The new city he went to was called the Under City! It wasn’t as big as Orgrimmer but it was still big. It was only 2000000 feet long but that was still good. It had a Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa John’s , a Dead hobo…eww, and a Toys R Us/Walmart/Marsh thing. It also had a Hotel called "The Undead Inn” but Steve didn’t really like the city so he went outside to adventure.

He adventured east until he went to a place called “The Scarlet Monastery” Steve was surprised that it was 1000000000 feet long. Not as big as Orgrimmer but bigger than Under City. It only had 1 thing….a Tailor Shop! Steve bought new clothes there to make him look like a red knight. He bought red shoulder blades, a red helmet, a red shirt with a Canada flag on it, and a red axe.

Then he went outside of the monastery. He went back to the Under City and went on a boat ride to Thunder Bluff, a city of cows. Thunder Bluff was 3000000 feet long. But it was still good. It had 7 Walmarts, Pizza Hut, and a 6 story mall with a Toys R Us, a Marsh, a Tailor, and a Hunter Training Guidebook store.

Steve bought the hunter's guide. He started to read it.
Chapter 1. How to train a wolf to be your friend.
1st -- Walk up to the wolf or lay meat in front of you.
2nd-- Pet the wolf until it falls asleep.
3rd-- Attack the wolf and put a saddle on it to make it rideable.
4th -- Jump on it and ride away.

So Steve followed all these steps and in no time he had a pet wolf. He rode away into the sun...