Friday, March 9, 2007

The Adventures of ORC STEVE part 2

While Steve was riding away he found a troll named Bill. Bill was an odd troll because he had only 1 eye but that didn’t stop Steve from trying to find directions. So, Steve tried to find a way to convince Bill to tell him directions. Then Bill told Steve to go east if you want to try to find a good place to camp for the night. Steve followed Bill’s directions east. In about 6-10minutes he was at a place called Blood hoof village. It was only 8000ft long but had an inn called "The Cowboy Inn." So Steve got a room there but it smelled like dead pigs so he left. Steve tried to find a place to stay but he couldn’t so he just went north. He found himself in the "Barrens." It was 80000000ft long. Because it was like a huge wasteland. It had some camps around the area but Steve mostly like the CrossRoads. It was small but had many shops such as, a blacksmith, a tailor, a potion shop, and an inn called "Barren Inn."

Steve liked it here because it was calm. But one day a group of HUMANS came on HORSES. Steve only knew how to ride his wolf so he got on it and rode up to the Humans. One human said "Oi Meeka Su." What are u saying said Steve. One troll said "Humans speak other languages than you and me because they are……….ALLIANCE!!! OH MY GOD!!! Said Steve , and in a hurry he jumped onto his wolf grabbed his axe and ran after the humans. He ran after them until they reached a town called "Rachet." It was small but was near the ocean so people could get on boats to go to places.

One of the humans got off his horse and noticed that Steve was following behind them. "Oh No!" said Steve to himself. The human grabbed his sword from its sheaf and swung it at Steve. Steve leaped back and got out his axe. They swung at each other furiously! Steve hit the human making him fall to the ground. Then Steve said "Get Outta here DUDE!!!" But the human with a bloody lip had no idea what Steve was saying. So he jumped back up and slashed at Steve. Steve kicked the human in the nuts once and he fell down. The human rolling on the ground holding his nuts in pain was almost very hurt, So he called some more humans to come and help him out. The other humans had armor on that looked like it was on fire.

So Steve jumped onto his wolf and tried to fight them. He was slashed by a human that looked kind of like a falcon in all his armor. Steve hit the ground with a thump and he was hurt. Then out of nowhere a huge orc that looked like a ghost came up and cut off the humans head and blood flew everywhere.

The orc helped Steve up and said his name was Scott. Scott was a high level orc and he had a raptor instead of a wolf. He offered to help Steve kill the humans off. So Steve and Scott cut and slashed the poop out of all the humans and the humans finally fled. Then Steve and Scott went in different directions on there raptor and wolf and went away into the sun.

The End!!!

NOTE: Part 3 on its way tomorrow!

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