Friday, March 9, 2007

The Adventures of ORC STEVE part 3

While Steve was on his way away from Rachet he saw a gnome. The gnome was small so he just ran over him with his wolf. After he did that he continued his journey. He went 50miles east and found himself in "The Thousand Needles." It was covered in needles. DUH! Anyway, He rode across until he found a place called "Free wind Post." It was 400ft long because it only had an inn and a weapon shop. The inn was called "Free wind."

Steve didn’t want to camp here so he went on his way until he got to a place called "Shimmering Flats." It was big but not that big. Steve didn’t like it here so he kept going. He decided to go south until he found the great lift. He took it up and was back in the barrens so he went north.

He reached "Ashenville" It was a neutral so he had to watch out for alliance. He found a good camp to go to. It had some weird name so he didn’t know what it was called. The next morning Steve heard a thump on the door of his inn. He opened the door and thought it would be the innkeeper but it was a…Human!!! Steve grabbed his axe and whapped the human sending him flying back. Steve punched the human a couple times to make sure he was knocked out.

After that a bunch more humans came running after Steve. Steve got on his wolf and rushed toward them. "DIE!!!" screamed Steve. The humans and Steve slashed at one another until one human, the leader hit the ground with a huge thump. He got hit in the arm by Steve’s axe. Steve got out his axe put it over his head and said "AHHH!!!" and slashed the leaders head off. Blood went everywhere. All the other humans fled after that.

Steve got on his wolf and ran as fast as he could away from Ashenville just to make sure he wasn’t being followed. The next day while Steve was visiting Orgrimmer he saw a sign that said in bold print "Orc kills human leader in Ahsenville! Read all about it!" When Steve heard the news he was happy.

Then Steve felt someone tap him. It was Thrall the war chief. He told Steve to come with him to the valley of honor. Steve did what Thrall said and they went to a castle.

Steve was then rewarded an honor certificate. It said "The Honor Orc Steve." Steve was proud of what he did and he was in the Horde Hall of Fame.


The End!!!

Note: this is the last issue of adventures of orcsteve for now. I hope u liked it! BYE!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dude that was awesome! its just like world of warcraft! the horde rocks